EAT LIKE A FXCKING ADULT!

Gentlemen, eat like a fxxking adult! Let’s begin with a simple yet no-less potent phrase “you are what you eat”. If you eat a diet of over-processed nutrient-deficient food-like-substances your health is going to reflect that. The food we eat nourishes our individual cells. Those cells create our tissue which makes up our organs which comprise our bodily systems. If we are nourishing our cells with high-vibrational nutrient-dense foods whole foods, our entire body and brain, including our reproductive organs, are going to reflect that. Oh, and by organs and bodily systems, I’m talking about your dick.

A man whose body is over-toxic and under-nourished will most likely suffer from chronic failure to get and maintain a boner. It’s a problem that effects his masculinity, erodes his self confidence and even impacts his performance and productivity in the workplace. Put down the processed meats, white bread and refined sugar. Minimize your soda and alcohol consumption. Eat a salad. Eat like a fxxking adult can also be translated to “stop eating like an a##hole!”.

If you’re in a committed romantic relationship, perhaps consider it your moral duty and obligation to balance your hormones and maintain quality boners. This will improve your quality of life and that of the people around you, putting you once step closer to achieving the life that you want and deserve. So, stop eating like an a##hole and claim that life that is waiting for you.

Cheers to better boners!