Boners Represent Youthfulness!

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The Same diet that closes the arteries to the heart and brain has the same effect on other arteries- and often arterial function decline shows up first in organs other than the heart”.

-Lani Muelrath, Author of THE PLANT-BASED JOURNEY 

Erections represent youthfulness, strength, power and the ability to survive and replicate. Men suffering from erectile dysfunction need to understand that there is no shortage of foods and lifestyle choices that can restore vitality, give them hard raging boners and healthy sexual appetite well into their senior years. As Dr. Steven Lamm reports in his book THE HARDNESS FACTOR, frustrated men want doctors to immediately prescribe the “little blue pill”. By using an erection drug when it is unneeded, the underlying lifestyle problems that can be reversed through modest changes in diet, physical activity and supplements are over looked.

Let’s face the obvious fact that from birth men are preoccupied(some might say obsessed!) with their penises. Men and boys alike give them affectionate names that suggest length, girth and grandeur: wood, log, shaft, pole, sausage, cock, Johnson, dong, boner and, perhaps one of the most popular, “Dick”. Men, young and old, constantly reference their penises humorously in conversations that take place in classrooms, gyms, locker rooms and offices. They are drawn on school notebooks, inside geometry books and on the unsuspecting faces of young men who have passed out drunk in the presence of their friends. Throughout history penises were the focal point of thousands of sculptures, paintings and visual masterpieces(yup, dick pics were around long before Snapchat!). Massive sky scrapers and unthinkably fast aircraft are designed to represent dicks or to look like them. The strength and efficiency of a man’s erection goes hand and hand with his confidence, self-worth and sense of purpose.

The bottom line is that a healthy boner, for many men, is the ultimate motivator for better living. Many men will not change their diets or lifestyles for fear of heart disease, chronic pain or diabetes. But erectile dysfunction? Men will begin drinking kale smoothies faster than you can say "viagra co-pay".


Get quality sleep, eat T-boosting foods, reduce your stress, do yoga, meditate and have more sex. There is a magnificent life waiting for you that comes from eating nutrient dense foods, being more active and removing the junk from your diet. Burst forth boldly and capture the life you have always wanted. Cheers to better boners!

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