MEN THINK WITH THEIR DICKS!

Let’s face the obvious fact that from birth men are preoccupied (some might say obsessed!) with their penises. A hard-erect penis represents youthfulness, strength, power and the ability to survive and replicate.

Many men, young and old, reference their penis’ humorously (and constantly) in conversations that take place in classrooms, gyms, locker rooms, poker tables and offices. Dicks are drawn on school notebooks, inside geometry books and on the unsuspecting faces of young men who pass out drunk around their comrades.

Throughout history penises were the focal point of thousands of sculptures, paintings and visual masterpieces (yup, dick pics were around long before Snapchat!). Massive sky scrapers and unthinkably fast aircraft are designed to represent them or to look like them. May I point out that the statement, “men are preoccupied with their penises” is an incredible understatement.

The same fascination that makes you want to draw a penis on your buddy’s snow-covered car is connected to the drive which makes you want to have an exciting sex life and please your partner. It is this obsession, this preoccupation, that can help you recapture your life, reject middle age and live the life that you’ve always wanted. I am here to tell you that you’re not too old and it’s not too late.

 What you eat effects your heart and circulatory system. What you eat effects your endocrine system. A poor diet may result in unwanted weight gain, lethargy, bad body odor, unstable mood, poor memory and your inability to focus and think clearly. Most importantly gentlemen, what you eat effects how you perform in the bedroom.

If you’re experiencing erectile disfunction or erectile dissatisfaction lay off the junk! Processed foods, sugary beverages, trans fats, cigarettes and excessive alcohol consumption are life-snatchers and age-accelerators and may be robbing you of your lively-hood and sexual fitness.

I am here to tell you gentlemen, that you’re not too old and it’s not too late. Clean up your diet and you may just find yourself standing in front of a mirror with a raging hard-on. If this makes you smile, then it just may be your motivation for better living, and that’s okay!

Cheers to your own personal health revolution!

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